officialfrenchtoast:

Battery: 30%

let me turn off my phone so I can use it later on

*turns phone back on*

Battery: 8%

what the fuck

(via lulz-time)

hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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(via gnarly)

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(Source: the-stonersofar, via destructer)

pulpfanfiction:

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW SOMEDAY YOU MIGHT WAKE UP TO SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE’S SLEEPY SMILE AND GO THROUGH YOUR MORNING ROUTINE WITH THEM

(Source: mariokartsixtyfour, via snarling-stilinski)

"The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three."

(via vufus)

(Source: just-an-autumn, via destructer)

"I’ve always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains must be cleaner, the floorboards of the skull well swept, all the little monsters closed up in a steamer trunk at the foot of the bed."

Benioff, David. City of Thieves.\ (via suk-mun)

(Source: wordsnquotes, via heartrate)

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via 061cm)