prollyright:

napping together is my kind of date

(via wonderyearsx)

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

(via brokenbitchh)

  • me: i'm so fucking excited for this food i could cum

"I’m afraid I’m easy to forget."

The Six Word Love Story #69 (via guy)

(Source: thesixwordlovestory, via piercing-with-vicx3)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via treelampian)

i miss when my ex humped my ass in his sleep.